Societal Nonsuicidal Self-Injury Disorder

An old Henny Youngman joke helps explain much of societal angst in this tragic age of compulsive self-inflammation via context-free social media doom loops:

Patient: “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.”

Doctor: “Then don’t do that!”

Stop doing that. Good advice.

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